A-Rod to Join Barry Bonds as Cheater

Unless you have half a brain I suppose you could probably just assume that every player in Major League Baseball has used some sort of steroid at some point in their careers. At least all of the ones that are great. Apparently there must have been a steroid dispenser in every locker room before a couple years ago because Alex Rodriguez has been busted as well according to reports of his failed drug tests a few years ago.

Let' snot focus on the guys that do use them though. Let's try and think of the only 2-3 players in the league that DON'T use them. I believe that at least 2 of them play for the Tigers, although one of them I wouldn't be surprised to learn they did.

First is Adam Everett. There is NO WAY this guy has used roids. He can't hit a lick, and you would need a 100 MPH wind behind one of his fly balls to see it sail out of the park. Maybe a few weight loss pills here and there, but roids? I sure hope not. It is like Alex Sanchez getting busted.

The other guy has to be Brandon Inge. This guy I have doubts about though. As little as he makes contact with the ball he still hits a fair number of HRs. He even hit 27 back in 2006 so he might just be on the juice. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he doesn't use them.

Anyone else? Off the top of my head I'd say no.

Barry Bonds Perjury Case Update

Yup...Barry Bonds is supposedly going to have to stand trial for perjury for one of the many tax wasting trials the congress has forced on us because they happen to want face time.

The case against Barry Bonds just got a little fuzzier: The prosecution virtually conceded in a Valentine’s Day response to a defense motion to dismiss the indictment that it asked the slugger confusing and often ambiguous either/or questions in the grand jury.

Prosecutors also inadvertently touched off a minor media firestorm by botching the date of an alleged previously reported positive drug test for Bonds. In earlier filings – and even in part of this latest filing – the government referred to a November 2000 date.

Like alarm system monitoring, we need some sort of damned tax system monitoring for these douchebags that work in government. Pay Fox to do these trials. At least they are more capable of handling reality TV than these morons asking the questions in Congress.

A-Rod Expects Questions on Drug Use

Nobody is clean in Major League Baseball. You can sport all the religious jewelry you want and it still doesn't mean you are clean. OK...we have that clear.

So...Alex Rodriquez talks out today and says that he expects to be approached about drug use as he breaks every record in the MLB record books.

“Right now, the game is in a very not-trusting situation with our public, with our fans,” A-Rod said Wednesday in his first remarks after arriving at spring training. “Some of the things that I’ve accomplished and potentially some of the things that people think I can accomplish, my name has come up and will probably come up again in the future.”

It comes up because the league won't let it die! IF it wasn't for steroids there wouldn't be anything in baseball to talk about apparently. Stats are meaningless now. You could hit 1000 home runs and people would still say you were juicing.

“Last year, I got tested 9-to-10 times,” Rodriguez said. “We have a very, very strict policy, and I think the game is making tremendous strides.”

Sure you did. Probably about 9-10 times in the same week after a 6 month warning to when you were going to be tested.