Pistons playoffs begin today. Taking on the losers from Orlando that display a freak of a man in Dwight Howard and a little boy in a 7 foot body named Dorko Milicic. Dorko is a former Piston. Picked #2 overall by Joe Dumars ahead of such players as Carmelo Anthony, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh. All will be mega stars for years. Dorko on the other hand plays like a man with an inner ear infection.
Orlando better get their Funeral Insurance because their playoff life is about ready to end.
Pistons in 4!