Here's quite a suprise...

Apparently this blog is the Blog of the Day on PayPerPost. Never expected such a great honor. I would like to thank:

John Travolta
Ozzy Osborne
Beavis
Cartman
Homer's X-Ray
Tom Arnold
Jesus
Zeus
Pat Sajak
Bob Barker
Kelly Bundy
Brandon Walsh
Theo Huxtable
Edith Bunker
Sanford AND Son (Listen to their theme while you read here)
Tito Santana
Richie Rich
Tomas Edison
Dan Quayle (for inventing the internet)
Shaft
Dirk Diggler
Roller Girl
The 3 Stooges
Frankenstein
Tony Soprano
Columbo
Magnum P.I.
The Rocket Man
Willy Wonka
Cheech, but not Chong
Telly Savalas
Joey Buttafuoco
Tiny Tim
Levi Strauss
The Last of the Mohicans
Lawrence Welk
Big Daddy Kane
Zapp & Roger
Billy the Kid
Joe Montana
Charles Barkley
Where's Waldo?
The Jolly Green Giant
Mikey
Pat Robertson
Jesse's Girl
My best Friend's Girl
Mrs. Robinson
The Walrus
Puff the Magic Dragon
Darko Milicic (lethal from the post and the perimiter)
Uncle Tom
Nadia Komenich
Playboy
Juwanna Man
This ass
The Smurfs
Tim Burton
The Hebrew Hammer
Al Green
Mike and the Mechanics
Reginald Denny
Hobbits
Jehova's Witnesses
The guy that walks by my house 12 times a day to buy one beer at Wesco
The Greatest Story Ever Told
and last, butcertainly not least, the great men and women of our armed forces. "America! F*** Yeah!"

In case I don't see ya'. Good Morning, Good Afternoon, and Good Night.